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CollisionXIII!
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Hey! A good pal ol' mine has been doing commissions!
And if you want some of her stuff call (250)-877-I'mAFurry
...i honestly don't know... (Does that number accutuly work...?)
Or you can get to Collision on collisionxiii.deviantart.com/j…
I hope you enjoy her work as much as I do
And if you want some of her stuff call (250)-877-I'mAFurry
...i honestly don't know... (Does that number accutuly work...?)
Or you can get to Collision on collisionxiii.deviantart.com/j…
I hope you enjoy her work as much as I do
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Flood... Is he gone...?
1 min read
So the flood finally stop
Thank Jesus...
Sadly that means no more parodies...
Ya know... Until I have something else to make fun of...
Thank Jesus...
Sadly that means no more parodies...
Ya know... Until I have something else to make fun of...
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Flood western pt 7
2 min read
classic seen, a town in the middle of the desert people playin' poker n' stuff like that yeah know... until i kick down the door (cause imma bada$$) walkin' towards the bartender peeps giving me the cold shoulder... the usual western greetin' "what are ya havin'?" I give him a very serious look and say
"apple juice"
silence fill the room... then, laughter... the usual westurn laugh WhenAGuyOrdersSomethin'BesidesAlcaholLaugh... that laugh
standing I ask if they know a guy named Flood
the room going silent again they start to tell tails of how much of a Bada$$ he is
"Flood? that guys been rading basements for years!" "some say he'll eat anything!" "he's like the devil if he was made outta' water"
suddenly a gun shot
"AGHGAAAAAGHGA!!! BRO!"
"sorry I've always wanted to do that..."
"YouCanDoItJustNotByMyFriggingEar!!!"
everyone in the bar rambles on again
"hey! I wasent finshed!" Bro fires another shot "Goddamnit Bro!" taking a sigh to calm myself "does somebody know where a$$hole Flood is?"
suddenly water rushes in the bar sweeping away what was once called a bar
"godamnit!!"
sitting on my a$$ in the sand that was now mud the Flood held Bro in his flithy...ugh...hands...?
"spershGUGGLEfwishSloop"
"WHAT?! clock tower at high noon? gun fight!? for my Bro?! sounds Bada$$!"
he slorps away and i wait until high noon... and let my thoughts wander... (why do they call it high noon...? do I have enough bullets...? what direction is the wind blowing...?)
Then he came
"lets do this..."
guns holstered ready to shoot waiting
then Flood takes a shot, I jump and shoot at an angle hittig the side of a building, a water troft, then a shot glass the finally into the Floods head...
"GurggleSHLORP...?"
sh!t bullets don't effect water types!
"SCREW THIS!!!" pulling out a shamwow I throw it at the Flood
"ASRFWFGERATGVSD!!"
"thats right! Shamwow! able to kill mutated water! by one now for $9.99!"
celebrating with the town folk Bro comes out of the crowd and we're heroes!... esh...
"GETT'EM! THEY WREAKED THE BAR!!"
"AGHGHAAAAAAAAAAA!"
me and Bro ran into the sunset never to appear again...
"apple juice"
silence fill the room... then, laughter... the usual westurn laugh WhenAGuyOrdersSomethin'BesidesAlcaholLaugh... that laugh
standing I ask if they know a guy named Flood
the room going silent again they start to tell tails of how much of a Bada$$ he is
"Flood? that guys been rading basements for years!" "some say he'll eat anything!" "he's like the devil if he was made outta' water"
suddenly a gun shot
"AGHGAAAAAGHGA!!! BRO!"
"sorry I've always wanted to do that..."
"YouCanDoItJustNotByMyFriggingEar!!!"
everyone in the bar rambles on again
"hey! I wasent finshed!" Bro fires another shot "Goddamnit Bro!" taking a sigh to calm myself "does somebody know where a$$hole Flood is?"
suddenly water rushes in the bar sweeping away what was once called a bar
"godamnit!!"
sitting on my a$$ in the sand that was now mud the Flood held Bro in his flithy...ugh...hands...?
"spershGUGGLEfwishSloop"
"WHAT?! clock tower at high noon? gun fight!? for my Bro?! sounds Bada$$!"
he slorps away and i wait until high noon... and let my thoughts wander... (why do they call it high noon...? do I have enough bullets...? what direction is the wind blowing...?)
Then he came
"lets do this..."
guns holstered ready to shoot waiting
then Flood takes a shot, I jump and shoot at an angle hittig the side of a building, a water troft, then a shot glass the finally into the Floods head...
"GurggleSHLORP...?"
sh!t bullets don't effect water types!
"SCREW THIS!!!" pulling out a shamwow I throw it at the Flood
"ASRFWFGERATGVSD!!"
"thats right! Shamwow! able to kill mutated water! by one now for $9.99!"
celebrating with the town folk Bro comes out of the crowd and we're heroes!... esh...
"GETT'EM! THEY WREAKED THE BAR!!"
"AGHGHAAAAAAAAAAA!"
me and Bro ran into the sunset never to appear again...
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Flood noir pt 6
2 min read
It was spring...
It was at least 2:45 when I got back from my last job... My shoes where covered in mud... Until I got a call from someone...
"Yea?"
I murmur
"Why the hell are you monologging?"
Bro said confusingly
"Why...? Because I'm justice..."
I told him grimly
"Nooo... Justice is your friend that works a Quiznos"
Bro has been vary confrontational lately... Maybe I should cuff 'em...
"Waht?"
Exactly... Back to the call it was a women in her mid 40's saying that her tv is dead... I rush to the seen with Bro to find the lady crying in the corner I find the tv in the next room, I check for a pulse, "nothing..."
I examine the body, it wire are short circuited I looked for a weapon that might have been used in the murder... Nothing...
I go back to the crying women and ask her if she saw anyone, she said she saw nothing... I search the house to find large deposits of water...
I've seen this before... I KNOW WHO THIS IS! He is a mass murderer... He doesn't care who he kills... As long as it's someone... He is the flood...
I run toward the crying women to find that she is already dead she drowned in water... No... Her tears...
"I have to stop this before it gets out of hand!"
I feel a tap on the shoulder it was Bro
"Did you think about looking at the sub pump?"
OF CORSE! I flick the sub pump on to reveal the killer and he ran for it, bro was in the way though with towels and we booked 'em
"Take him away boys!"
I yell
"Dude... I'm the only one here"
I book bro
"AH! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
alls well that ends well... Alls well that ends well...
It was at least 2:45 when I got back from my last job... My shoes where covered in mud... Until I got a call from someone...
"Yea?"
I murmur
"Why the hell are you monologging?"
Bro said confusingly
"Why...? Because I'm justice..."
I told him grimly
"Nooo... Justice is your friend that works a Quiznos"
Bro has been vary confrontational lately... Maybe I should cuff 'em...
"Waht?"
Exactly... Back to the call it was a women in her mid 40's saying that her tv is dead... I rush to the seen with Bro to find the lady crying in the corner I find the tv in the next room, I check for a pulse, "nothing..."
I examine the body, it wire are short circuited I looked for a weapon that might have been used in the murder... Nothing...
I go back to the crying women and ask her if she saw anyone, she said she saw nothing... I search the house to find large deposits of water...
I've seen this before... I KNOW WHO THIS IS! He is a mass murderer... He doesn't care who he kills... As long as it's someone... He is the flood...
I run toward the crying women to find that she is already dead she drowned in water... No... Her tears...
"I have to stop this before it gets out of hand!"
I feel a tap on the shoulder it was Bro
"Did you think about looking at the sub pump?"
OF CORSE! I flick the sub pump on to reveal the killer and he ran for it, bro was in the way though with towels and we booked 'em
"Take him away boys!"
I yell
"Dude... I'm the only one here"
I book bro
"AH! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
alls well that ends well... Alls well that ends well...
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Flood noir pt 6
2 min read
It was spring...
It was at least 2:45 when I got back from my last job... My shoes where covered in mud... Until I got a call from someone...
"Yea?"
I murmur
"Why the hell are you monologging?"
Bro said confusingly
"Why...? Because I'm justice..."
I told him grimly
"Nooo... Justice is your friend that works a Quiznos"
Bro has been vary confrontational lately... Maybe I should cuff 'em...
"Waht?"
Exactly... Back to the call it was a women in her mid 40's saying that her tv is dead... I rush to the seen with Bro to find the lady crying in the corner I find the tv in the next room, I check for a pulse, "nothing..."
I examine the body, it wire are short circuited I looked for a weapon that might have been used in the murder... Nothing...
I go back to the crying women and ask her if she saw anyone, she said she saw nothing... I search the house to find large deposits of water...
I've seen this before... I KNOW WHO THIS IS! He is a mass murderer... He doesn't care who he kills... As long as it's someone... He is the flood...
I run toward the crying women to find that she is already dead she drowned in water... No... Her tears...
"I have to stop this before it gets out of hand!"
I feel a tap on the shoulder it was Bro
"Did you think about looking at the sub pump?"
OF CORSE! I flick the sub pump on to reveal the killer and he ran for it, bro was in the way though with towels and we booked 'em
"Take him away boys!"
I yell
"Dude... I'm the only one here"
I book bro
"AH! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
alls well that ends well... Alls well that ends well...
It was at least 2:45 when I got back from my last job... My shoes where covered in mud... Until I got a call from someone...
"Yea?"
I murmur
"Why the hell are you monologging?"
Bro said confusingly
"Why...? Because I'm justice..."
I told him grimly
"Nooo... Justice is your friend that works a Quiznos"
Bro has been vary confrontational lately... Maybe I should cuff 'em...
"Waht?"
Exactly... Back to the call it was a women in her mid 40's saying that her tv is dead... I rush to the seen with Bro to find the lady crying in the corner I find the tv in the next room, I check for a pulse, "nothing..."
I examine the body, it wire are short circuited I looked for a weapon that might have been used in the murder... Nothing...
I go back to the crying women and ask her if she saw anyone, she said she saw nothing... I search the house to find large deposits of water...
I've seen this before... I KNOW WHO THIS IS! He is a mass murderer... He doesn't care who he kills... As long as it's someone... He is the flood...
I run toward the crying women to find that she is already dead she drowned in water... No... Her tears...
"I have to stop this before it gets out of hand!"
I feel a tap on the shoulder it was Bro
"Did you think about looking at the sub pump?"
OF CORSE! I flick the sub pump on to reveal the killer and he ran for it, bro was in the way though with towels and we booked 'em
"Take him away boys!"
I yell
"Dude... I'm the only one here"
I book bro
"AH! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
alls well that ends well... Alls well that ends well...
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